Snow Demotivational Poster
NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -
IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK -
ZOMBIE ENDINGS -
CANADIAN GIRLS -
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.
SNOWMAN LIFE -
WARM HEARTS - Cold feets
winter wonderland -
WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU -
MINNESOTA CONVERTABLE - I just looove the feel of -33F wind blowing through my hair.
HAPPY EASTER -
FIRST MAKE SURE THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY! -
KIDS DOING SNOW SCULPTURE - Mine Seem To Have Gone A Bit Goth
FROSTY - He's got backup
A BREAK IN ROUTINE -
SNOW - Mothers natures way of making us spend time with our families
SNOWBALL FIGHTS - Oh, it was all fun and games trying to hit the tiger with a snowball. Once your team hit it? Then it was survival of the fittest.
CANADIAN WOMAN - Only Canadian women can relax in the snow and still look this good.
PARANOIA - It starts here.
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - Always sticking his nose in your business
MARKETING - A woman living with seven men, passes out after eating something suspicious. Then they blame the stepmother. THAT my friends is Marketing
SNOW WHITE -
STOP GLOBAL WARMING - Because it's so fricken hot outside it won't stop snowing.
SNOWBOARDING - Because Sitting In Snow With Everyone Else Is Freaking Awesome
The power of prayer -
A Show of Hands -
PERFECTION - It was love as soon as I saw her. We shagged for hours. She was almost the perfect women. Pity I couldn't find the head.
TIME AND TIME AGAIN -
MIXED FEELINGS -
SNOWED IN? - Turn a disadvantage into an advantage.
SNOW IN THE WEATHER -
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA - You'll have to learn Spanish, the drivers sucks, traffic is horrendous, people are mean, crime is high and urban blight ubiquitous... but this never, ever happens.
EVIL ASSASSIN CAT - Stalking its pray
CHILD PSYCHOSIS - Dr. Phil's gonna flip when he sees this shit.
VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.
Vernal Equinox -
MERRY CHRISTMAS -
SNOW HAZZARDS -
A BAD DAY - Is having over 2 feet of snow in one night. A terrible day, is forgetting where you parked.
YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS - Was you weren't fired. Enjoy.
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL - Whose #$%@ do I have to suck to find a dwarf named Hung???
DISSAPOINTMENT. - Snow White always said that was the problem with little pricks.
SKI-ING - Hmm, sliding down a steep mountain... on a pair of wooden sticks.... This pastime, looks like.... It was started..on a DARE
PREGNANT BELLY DISPLAYS - No matter how you dress them up, they are never attractive. (or appreciated)
GLOBAL WARMING PROTESTS - What? The Earth's been cooling for 10 years? And there's a blizzard out there? We're still marching! I already got the permits!
GLOBAL WARMING -
BRAIN TRAINING -
SNOW - it was a lot more fun as a kid
Disney's CARS -
SNOW WHITE -
IN SOVIET RUSSIA -
WHO'S THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL? - Kristen Stewart? Seriously? Damn thing's broken again.
RUSSIA'S DON'T ASK DON'T TELL POLICY - Doesn't mean they can't watch!
FOLKS IN NEW ENGLAND - are getting a wee bit tired of winter.
COCAINE - Bison freakin' love it!
HIGH SCHOOL PRINCESSES - I'm suprised Disney hasn't done them like THIS yet.
COMPENSATING - Cause we all know the truth when we see it
MAE WEST -
TEMPTATION - "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." -Mae West
JUST SAYIN... -
FISRT ZOMBIES NOW THIS? - Where is global warming when you need it?!
BLIZZARDS - nature's way of saying go south for the winter
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - is drunk again.
YEAH - You will be with that attitude
DUDE... - Someone Has Way Too Much Time
AVALANCHE - That'll teach you to yell at snow!
YOU SUCK!!! - Suck...thats what you do...
Frosty the Snowman's Baby Picture -
Snow Bunnies -
Ahh, Winter! -
Loving a Man -
BEDTIME FAIRY TALES - Like the regular fairy tales. Only for adults.
XXII OLYMPIC WINTER GAMES - Saudi Arabian Snow Board Team
SNOW - Suspiciously popular with people who don't shovel
DOOMED RELATIONSHIP - You build a life together, give your very soul. Knowing all you have together will soon melt away.
WINTER - at Wes Kraven's house
SUCCESS - ..sometimes it's just sitting on your ass & enjoying the view !
CANADIAN ENGINEERING -
BRUTUS USUALLY DOESN'T PLAY WITH HIS FOOD - But after eating the auto and everyone in it, he was too full to finish.
HOOTERS BLIZZARD ADVISORY -
BRAIN FREEZE - Not as bad as testicle freeze! Poor LogicDude:(
HAPPY EVER AFTER? - Someday my REAL prince will come... ...where's DOPEY when you need him?
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